OH MY GOD CASTLE, NO, I CANNOT HANDLE THIS
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN AND FUNNY SHOW
WHY IS MY HEART BEATING SO HARD
The Princess Bride is on and I literally cannot concentrate on anything until the commercial comes on.
BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY QUOTING ALONG WITH IT.
“Promise me money!”
“Power too, promise me that!”
“All that I have and more. Please.”
“Offer me aaanything I ask for.”
“Anything you want.”
“I want my father back, you son of a bitch.”
In which Elle Woods is smarter than Sam Winchester.
I found this pamphlet on the floor today and some of these “ways to say no to sex” are hilarious
oh my god.
sometimes i just
i fucking can’t with you anymore tumblr
Because Eleven would be the one to enjoy this
It’s too hot even for clothes…
But nudity would probably be frowned upon… Maybe I’ll put on a dress.
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as
We at Adventures in Atrocious Authorship thought this was pertinent.